attention whore

jesticutioner:

ncsasp:
venort:
reallybadblackoutpoems:
imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg
“chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun”
Chekov’s Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)
Shrodinger’s razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there’s no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)
Occam’s gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)
i have been cracking up at this for the past 3 minutes
Chekov’s Box: If there is a container introduced in the opening act, it will be opened later.

Schrodinger’s Gun: Treat every gun as if it’s loaded unless you’ve checked it yourself.

Occam’s Cat: If you hear strange noises at night, it’s probably a cat.

solamaryllis:

marvelous-goose:
violsva:
ibuprofenking:
(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title
(hears a song lyric) wait, i’ve seen this as an all-lower case fanfiction title
(sees all-lower case fanfiction title) wait, i know this song
the trinity

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softearedyoda:

disquiet-doll:
you have to understand:

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nessa007:

me when i’m just trying to scroll through this dumb app and it randomly scrolls back 20 posts and loses my place

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just-french-me-up:

this is a PSA for fic writers who haven’t updated in a while :
there are fics out there I’m subscribed to that have gone double digit months without updating.
rest assured the moment those babies catapult an AO3 email my way i’m dropping from the face of the earth to sink my teeth into them
i’ll wait, and so will your readers

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eevachu:

drulalovescas:
Happy anniversary to those who celebrate
Three years?????? THREE YEARS????!!!!
That tumblr user feeling when your blood pressure rises seeing any variation of this meme because you’re preparing for the psychic damage of Breaking World News being inflicted on you

pinkpondofasgard:

memeuplift:

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lunius-art:

Vampires are mosquitoes, part 2 🦤

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huffylemon:

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ad-wills:

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newgraywolf:

dracophile:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
dovewithscales:
faythgoddess:
Y'all this cloud my uncle got a picture of today is wicked. 💀💀
That’s not a cloud.
THE SKELETON WAR HAS BEGUN ONCE MORE
@stealingyourbones